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Saturday, 31 December 2011

Week 17 picks + Play-off scenarios

If you survived your family Christmas and didn’t get in too much trouble for trying to watch Sunday Night Football instead of play board games with elderly relatives then you’re in for the best time in the NFL regular season. Watching commentators, analysts and talking-heads try and explain all the different permutations for who can make the play-offs and what seed they’ll all be. Nothing is as amazing as listening to Brian Billick or Troy Aikman try and explain that if Team A lose to Team B then Team X will get in because their strength of schedule is better than Team Y’s, then get it wrong and have an argument with their commentary partner. So we here at The Pulling Linemen have worked it all out for you so that you'll know where you stand.

Saturday, 24 December 2011

Week 16 Picks

Merry Christmas, Chanukah, Kwaanza, Saturnalia and/or Festivus from The Pulling Linemen! Instead of presents, we bring you picks for week 16. Sorry, we lost the receipt, so you can't trade it for anything else.





Toby Durant
Phil Gaskin
Gur Samuel
Houston Texans @ Indianapolis Colts
Texans
Texans
Texans
Cleveland Browns @ Baltimore Ravens
Ravens
Ravens
Ravens
Denver Broncos @ Buffalo Bills
Broncos
Broncos
Broncos
Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Carolina Panthers
Panthers
Panthers
Panthers
Arizona Cardinals @ Cincinnati Bengals
Bengals
Bengals
Bengals
Oakland Raiders @ Kansas City Cheifs
Chiefs
Raiders
Chiefs
Miami Dolphins @ New England Patriots
Patriots
Patriots
Patriots
New York Giants @ New York Jets
Jets
Jets
Jets
St Louis Rams @ Pittsburgh Steelers
Steelers
Steelers
Steelers
Jacksonville Jaguars @ Tennessee Titans
Titans
Titans
Titans
Minnesota Vikings @ Washington Redskins
Redskins
Redskins
Redskins
San Diego Chargers @ Detroit Lions
Chargers
Lions
Chargers
Philadelphia Eagles @ Dallas Cowboys
Eagles
Cowboys
Cowboys
San Francisco 49ers @ Seattle Seahawks
49ers
49ers
49ers
Chicago Bears @ Green Bay Packers
Packers
Packers
Bears
Atlanta Falcons @ New Orleans Saints
Saints
Saints
Saints








Last Week:
9-7
9-7
10-6
Overall:
143-68
139-72
134-77

Saturday, 17 December 2011

Week 15 picks & Play-off picture.

Week 15, and the list of teams with a chance of the play-offs is getting smaller and smaller.

In the NFC Green Bay, San Fran and New Orleans have all booked themselves a spot, leaving 3 up for grabs. However amazingly, the 5-8 Eagles are still alive. They would hold the tiebreakers were they to win out and the Cowboys and Giants both finish 8-8 too. Such a scenario isn’t too outrageous, but does require one of the 2 to lose in week 15 and 16 and then beat the other in week 17’s big showdown.

The feisty Arizona Cardinals are still alive too and could sneak a wildcard spot were the Falcons or Lions to slip up, as could last year’s NFC West champs the Seattle Seahawks providing they win out. But it looks like the wildcard spots belong to Atlanta and Detroit now that the Bears have been ravaged by injury enough to turn them from contenders to laughing stocks on offense.

The AFC is a bit more up in the air. Even if they were to lose the rest of their games Houston, Baltimore and Pittsburgh are in, although rights to the AFC North title are still up for grabs. The Patriots will win the AFC East with one more win or one more Jets loss while the AFC West is still a 3 team race between the Denver Tebows, Oakland Raiders and San Diego Chargers. The Jets, Bengals and Titans can all take the 6th seed but would need to win out and hope the others slip (The Jets are currently the 6th seed as things stand).

While all the talk this week has been about “Brady vs. Tebow” which has done nothing but irritate us (is there really a conversation here? 1 guy has 3 rings, 2 MVP’s and a bunch of records, the other has a sub-50 completion percentage) we think the most entertaining game will be Detroit @ Oakland. These are the 2 most penalised teams in the NFL who are prone to serious errors between and after the whistles. So sit back and enjoy the awfulness of Carson Palmer and the dirtiness of Ndamukong Suh.


Toby Durant
Phil Gaskin
Gur Samuel
Jaguars @ Falcons
Falcons
Falcons
Falcons
Cowboys @ Bucs
Cowboys
Cowboys
Cowboys
Panthers @ Texans
Texans
Texans
Texans
Redskins @ Giants
Giants
Giants
Giants
Dolphins @ Bills
Dolphins
Dolphins
Dolphins
Seahawks @ Bears
Seahawks
Bears
Seahawks
Saints @ Vikings
Saints
Saints
Saints
Bengals @ Rams
Bengals
Bengals
Bengals
Titans @ Colts
Titans
Titans
Titans
Packers @ Chiefs
Packers
Packers
Packers
Lions @ Raiders
Lions
Lions
Lions
Patriots @ Tebows Broncos
Patriots
Patriots
Patriots
Jets @ Eagles
Jets
Eagles
Jets
Browns @ Cardinals
Cardinals
Cardinals
Cardinals
Ravens @ Chargers
Ravens
Ravens
Ravens
Steelers @ 49ers
Steelers
Steelers
49ers




Last Week:
11-5
10-6
12-4
Overall:
134-61
130-65
124-71

Sunday, 11 December 2011

Week 14 Picks

Pulling Linemen Picks for week 14. Toby pulls ahead of Phil with a 3-game lead, while Gur slightly closes the gap and is now only in third by 8 games, but still looks by far the most likely to have to undertake the third place forfeit.. 





Toby Durant
Phil Gaskin
Gur Samuel
Colts @ Ravens
Ravens
Ravens
Ravens
Falcons @ Panthers
Falcons
Falcons
Falcons
Texans @ Bengals
Bengals
Bengals
Texans
Vikings @ Lions
Lions
Lions
Lions
Bucs @ Jaguars
Bucs
Bucs
Bucs
Eagles @ Dolphins
Dolphins
Eagles
Dolphins
Cheifs @ Jets
Jets
Jets
Jets
Saints @ Titans
Saints
Saints
Saints
Patriots @ Redskins
Patriots
Patriots
Patriots
49ers @ Cardinals
49ers
49ers
49ers
Bears @ Broncos
Broncos
Bears
Broncos
Raiders @ Packers
Packers
Packers
Packers
Bills @ Chargers
Chargers
Chargers
Chargers
Giants @ Cowboys
Giants
Cowboys
Giants
Rams @ Seahawks
Seahawks
Seahawks
Seahawks








Last Week
12-4
9-7
11-5
Overall
123-56
120-59
112-67

Sunday, 4 December 2011

December power rankings + Week 13 picks

Nick Collins, overjoyed at hearing that the Packers have
been placed top of the Pulling Linemen power rankings
for the fourth straight month
It's December, and that can only mean one thing: the latest edition of our monthly power rankings. Unsurprisingly, the Packers were still the unanimous choice for the top spot, while the Colts manage to cling on to the No. 32 spot through their unrivaled and unrelenting commitment to drafting Andrew Luck. The biggest drop in ranking by far is the Buffalo Bills, who drop a whopping 18 places as their season nosedives into utter mediocrity, while the Denver Broncos jump up 13 spots on the back of a lights-out defence and a cunning offensive strategy, based on the concept "run the ball for fifty five minutes until the DBs are so bored they'll get involved in stopping the run and forget to leave someone to cover Eric Decker". Very sneaky, John Fox. Very sneaky.

You'll also find below our picks for Week 13; Phil and Toby are now neck and neck at 111-52 in predictions on the season, while Gur trails at little behind at 101-62.

Thursday, 1 December 2011

NFL Intro Music and Thursday night picks

We all used to watch WWF (The pandas can suck it, it’s still WWF to us) when we were younger, and remember the times that some idiot would be in the centre of the ring spouting off about how much better than everyone he was, or how the incumbent champ was nothing but a chump. And then the sound of breaking glass and out comes Stone Cold! That feeling of hearing your favourite wrestlers intro music needs to translate to the NFL. So here are our suggestions for certain players, teams and coach’s intro music. Some are funny, others obscure, and some are a little bit close to the mark. Also, our TNF picks.

Larry Fitz is the undisputed king of the
desert state
Ndamukong Suh – Can I Kick It? Tribe Called Quest

Carson Palmer – Back In Black AC/DC

Larry Fitzgerald – Enter Sandman Metallica
Peyton Manning – Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now The Smiths ­
Chris Johnson – Money For Nothing Dire Straits
Maurice Jones-Drew – Tiny Dancer Elton John
Tim Tebow – Superstition Stevie Wonder
Steven Jackson – Here I Go Again (On My Own) White Snake
Jay Cutler – Under My Thumb The Rolling Stones
Patrick Willis – Muscle Museum Muse
Aaron Rodgers – Oh My Gosh Basement Jaxx – Undefeated Deaf Leopard
Plaxico Burress – Gimme Back My Bullets Lynyrd Skynyrd
Jacksonville Jaguars – On The Road Again ­­Willie Neslon
This is the only good thing about 2011 in Jacksonville
Bill Belichick – Sympathy For The Devil The Rolling Stones
Cleveland Browns – What Difference Does It Make? The Smiths
Laurence Taylor – What’s (her) Age Again? Blink 182
2005 Vikings – I’m On A Boat The Lonely Island, T Pain
Von Miller – Killing In the Name Of Rage Against The Machine
Houston Texans – SOS Rihanna
Kyle Orton – New In Town Little Boots
Jim Caldwell – I Don’t Like Monday’s The Boomtown Rats
Mark Sanchez – The Pretender Foo Fighters
St. Louis – Dead In The Water Numerous
Picks: Toby Durant; Eagles, Phil Gaskin; Eagles, Gur Samuel; Seahawks.
Got other suggestions? Feel free to leave a comment below.