If you want to read
About your team in haiku
Form then read this piece
Arizona Cardinals:
Gave up way too much
For unproven quarterback
Atlanta Falcons:
Dahl gone, McClure hurt
Line could be soft in middle
Turner will not last
Baltimore Ravens:
Rice primed for big year
Defence can help team go far
If Flacco steps up
Buffalo Bills:
Buffalo don’t hav
Much going for them at all
Pick top 10 again
Carolina Panthers:
Beason will play hurt
Injuries on O-line mea
Panthers suck again
Chicago Bears:
Worst line in football?
Just ask Cutler once he comes
Round after that sack
Cincinnati Bengals:
Poor Cincinnati
Losing ways are ingrained ‘cause
Brown can’t run a team
Cleveland Browns:
Colt franchise QB?
Maybe, but new defense will
Need 2 years to gel
Dallas Cowboys:
DBs are suspect
Overhyped Romo
Denver Broncos:
Enough of this bull
College means squat in the pros
Tebow won’t make it
Detroit Lions:
D line damn scary
Beasts in the passing game, but
Stafford made of glass
Green Bay Packers:
Won SB without
Many starters or run game
Real threat to repeat
Houston Texans:
New DC should mean
Instant playoff contenders
Despite Foster hurt
Indianapolis Colts:
If Manning’s hurt nec
Is as bad as reports say
Colts are in trouble
Jacksonville Jaguars:
Jags don’t look too bad
But Gabbert waiting in wings
Could distract too much
Miami Dolphins:
Bush not workhorse back
Henne not good quarterback
Bad times for South Beach
Minnesota Vikings:
Is McNabb past it?
If not then Vikings could take
Some teams by surprise
New England Patriots
Sith Lord in hoodie
Takes on two more fix-em-ups
Still needs a pass rush
New Orleans Saints:
If Gregg Williams’
Defense can cause turnovers
Saints can win it all
New York Giants:
Looked good on paper
Then many on defense hurt
Big Blue disappoint
New York Jets:
Time for Rex to put
His money where his mouth is
Instead of wife’s foot
Oakland Raiders:
Does Al Davis know
Real life is not like Madden?
Speed does not mean wins
Philadelphia Eagles:
Spending lots of cash
Will mean little once Vick has
Gotten himself hurt
Pittsburgh Steelers:
Pass game explosive
Defence will be dominant
Though wallets lighter
San Diego Chargers:
Now that they have got
Best ST coach in the league
Win, or Turner gone
San Francisco 49ers:
QBs, O-line shit
Even though D might be good
Will still pick top 5
St. Louis Rams:
If they don’t win West
And not due to injuries?
Inexcusable
Seattle Seahawks:
Built around run game
But line shaky; Seahawks fans
Buy Luck jerseys now
Tampa Bay Buccaneers:
If Freeman still grows
And front seven can step up
Playoffs are in sight
Tennessee Titans:
Shelled out for CJ
But Hasselbeck is too old
Won’t make postseason
Washington Redskins:
Zone blocking run game
And 3-4 D has looked good
Still no QB though
- Gur Samuel (@FredThePuppy)
- The Pulling Linemen
- Gur Samuel (@FredThePuppy)
- The Pulling Linemen
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