Poetry in Motion

If you want to read

About your team in haiku

Form then read this piece

Arizona Cardinals:

Gave up way too much

For unproven quarterback

Could bite them in ass

Atlanta Falcons:

Dahl gone, McClure hurt

Line could be soft in middle

Turner will not last

Baltimore Ravens:

Rice primed for big year

Defence can help team go far

If Flacco steps up

Buffalo Bills:

Buffalo don’t hav

Much going for them at all

Pick top 10 again

Carolina Panthers:

Beason will play hurt

Injuries on O-line mea

Panthers suck again

Chicago Bears:

Worst line in football?

Just ask Cutler once he comes

Round after that sack

Cincinnati Bengals:

Poor Cincinnati

Losing ways are ingrained ‘cause

Brown can’t run a team

Cleveland Browns:

Colt franchise QB?

Maybe, but new defense will

Need 2 years to gel

Dallas Cowboys:

DBs are suspect

Offense may be good but for

Overhyped Romo

Denver Broncos:

Enough of this bull

College means squat in the pros

Tebow won’t make it

Detroit Lions:

D line damn scary

Beasts in the passing game, but

Stafford made of glass

Green Bay Packers:

Won SB without

Many starters or run game

Real threat to repeat

Houston Texans:

New DC should mean

Instant playoff contenders

Despite Foster hurt

Indianapolis Colts:

If Manning’s hurt nec

Is as bad as reports say

Colts are in trouble

Jacksonville Jaguars:

Jags don’t look too bad

But Gabbert waiting in wings

Could distract too much

Miami Dolphins:

Bush not workhorse back

Henne not good quarterback

Bad times for South Beach

Minnesota Vikings:

Is McNabb past it?

If not then Vikings could take

Some teams by surprise

New England Patriots

Sith Lord in hoodie

Takes on two more fix-em-ups

Still needs a pass rush

New Orleans Saints:

If Gregg Williams’

Defense can cause turnovers

Saints can win it all

New York Giants:

Looked good on paper

Then many on defense hurt

Big Blue disappoint

New York Jets:

Time for Rex to put

His money where his mouth is

Instead of wife’s foot

Oakland Raiders:

Does Al Davis know

Real life is not like Madden?

Speed does not mean wins

Philadelphia Eagles:

Spending lots of cash

Will mean little once Vick has

Gotten himself hurt

Pittsburgh Steelers:

Pass game explosive

Defence will be dominant

Though wallets lighter

San Diego Chargers:

Now that they have got

Best ST coach in the league

Win, or Turner gone

San Francisco 49ers:

QBs, O-line shit

Even though D might be good

Will still pick top 5

St. Louis Rams:

If they don’t win West

And not due to injuries?

Inexcusable

Seattle Seahawks:

Built around run game

But line shaky; Seahawks fans

Buy Luck jerseys now

Tampa Bay Buccaneers:

If Freeman still grows

And front seven can step up

Playoffs are in sight

Tennessee Titans:

Shelled out for CJ

But Hasselbeck is too old

Won’t make postseason

Washington Redskins:

Zone blocking run game

And 3-4 D has looked good

Still no QB though

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- The Pulling Linemen